Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.