Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)