Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit