What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye