What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What is matthew mcconaughey favorite bread?

All rye all rye

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.