What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

How do you call a Pokmon GO player in a rye field?

The Catcher in the Rye.