What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.