What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.