What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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