What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan