What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.