Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion