What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."