Two cannibals giving each other head
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
Because they're in-pastas.
A Reputable.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
it had a javelin through it's head.