What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*