What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.