What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

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What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.