Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A Perch!
Pollygone
