What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What's the definition of "de javu"?

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language