Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.