Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Understandabull

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A dope ring.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Pupil: Stop taking baths

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The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Statue bro?"

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Gracias.

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New Jersey picked first.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!