Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Lickin Lips
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
A: RUFF!
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
He only had one pupil.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
God bless America.
I'm swimming here!
New Jersey picked first.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.