Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.