Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
He wasn't a charitable guy
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Statue bro?
A: A statue of a dog!
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
Are you my mother
God bless America.