Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
He was always standing up on the job!
when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
A caterpillar
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
A gargoyle!
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
