Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty