Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!