Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!