Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

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How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother