Are you my mother
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
A flat mate.
Hey, S-tat-ue?
Because it's not going anywhere.
God bless America.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Liberty
