What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company?

Progressive

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.