What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Foundation Jokes More Foundation Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!