What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States