What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."