What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?