What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.