A: A statue of a dog!
Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.
Half a dog
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
A gargoyle!
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.