What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.