What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?