What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.