Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap