Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead