Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.