Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !