Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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The ground!

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What was the humor like back then?

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.