Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.