What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Activity Jokes More Activity Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger