What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger