What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you call a person without a son?

per

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What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.