What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Whats black, big, and smelly?

An unemployment line.(:

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.