What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"