What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.