What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.