How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.