How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.