How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.