Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Nobody.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
I don't know. I just build the fence.
In the cabernet
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
Zinfandels!!!!!!