Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.