Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"