How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.