How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.