How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat