How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat