What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WatAHHH!!

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)