What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!