What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean