What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli