What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.