I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.
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He joins AARP
It would've just been "mas".
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You get repercussions
You get milk.
It was an explosive success
Udder destruction!
Retarded.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
They ketchup.
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He stopped making cents.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Dank god
They went down the drain.
The doctor had to heal-ium.
The gun gets triggered.
Cher nob'll fall out.
It was Lufthansa plane
He went back to square one....
He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.
He became Sir Loin
He sat in his own pew.
I reddit.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
You owe them an anthrapology
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
removed
They Argon...
It gets toad away
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(
You get Halo-tosis. :-/
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
The plot thickens.
He was ill.
To be put out.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
It staged a coup
an innocent bystumbler
The steaks are high
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
He's born with Diss-lexia
Chemtrails.
Sorry, repost
you get a VHS tape.
An amber alert was issued
She has a hispanic attack
I don't know, I've never tri
He gets taller
He didn't give a sh...
They sue Kabul Yacht.
He became enlightened.
He fell on his ash.
You right a Czech.
Necro-Ophelia
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
He flew off the Handel
Urine trouble.
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
You rub them the wrong way
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
They would have discovered Penicil(e )
They end up in a custardy battle.
RIP in box
It turned into a hexagon.
He got hurt from harmful rays
The dark knight rises
People got lit and turnt.
Sith happens.
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Crucified.
A: The letter "m."
He gets stumped.
It chips.
The Rice-child was born.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
You have to get Alloy-er
He was foiled.
They get toad away.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
you are turbanned
Calculust
Urine big trouble...
He lost the plot.
They Fallout
UCLA
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
They end up in a shallow grave.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
You don't know which witch is which!
They get BUCKED up!
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
A: Laughing stock.
The 12th floor.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
He was talking smack.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Smells like teen spirit.
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!
Water Polio
It'd be a waste of time.
Rugs and kisses!
Humiditea.
Amputee
