What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.