What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.