What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!