Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.