Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!