Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.