Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error