Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same lol

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.