Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.