Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.