Because he's a waiter. (lol)
i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
They can never get further than the tip!
Because they never leave a tip.
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
They can't guard their towers.
You can't play football with the remote.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
