Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)