What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.