What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?