What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork