What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

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What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.