What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.