What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

A: Rearranged the furniture

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.