What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.