Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Previous Random Joke Next
Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture