Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife