How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Echo Jokes More Echo Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".