Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.