Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

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When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.