Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.