What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.