What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.