What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.