Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.