Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.