Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.