Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.