Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.