Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.