Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.