You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
An Insti-Gator
None. They were all copy cats !
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
My hands.
The egg gets laid!
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Because it's just-ice
aggregated basalt
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
