What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!