Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.