Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!