What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)