What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."