What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.