What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.