Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.