Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.