Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.