Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!