Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.