Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.