Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"