Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!