What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.