What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"