What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk