What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building