What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Photos-in-the-seas!"

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.