What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong