How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.