How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.