How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.