How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Everywhere.

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Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.