How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.