What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs