When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.