When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon