Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage