Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.