Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.