Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.