Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.